Rose are red

Violets are blue

Our parties are great

And so are you...? 

 

1.    Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2.    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
3.    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
4.    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
5.    The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

WARNING: If you hear or intend to use any of the above the exits are clearly marked.

 

LOVE POTIONS
Now we’re not saying that you might need a little bit of dutch courage throughout the night but with our best intentions we’d like to offer you a complimentary love potion any time you buy another alcoholic drink. All you’ll need is a bunch of our valentine’s vouchers and you’ll be off and running.

I SAW YOU
We want you all to be on your best behaviour this Thursday - our gotcha camera teams may just catch you off guard. Remember to check out the galleries on Friday afternoon you never know what you might see.

 

AT IT ALL NIGHT 

We'll be hard at it from 9 til 2 and as always admission is free all night. So we'll see all you cheeky monkeys and horny little devils on Thursday.

 

Cupid xxx