a long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was this big dude called Darth Vader. He had bad asthma, was dead ugly, wore a black mask and thought he was batman. Anyway, he had a big weapon “the death star” that he was going to use to blow up all the planets in the galaxy. Unknown to him a swedish wifey called Princes Leia found out what he was up to and went to this old geezer called obi wan to sort it out. obi wan was a bit past it so he gets this chap called luke skywalker to give him a hand. Luke’s a bit of a lightweight so he pals up with indiana jones and a really big hairy ...

 

... beastie called chewbacca. There are a couple of mental robots who help too. On with the story... The good guys take out all the stormtroopers who have just come from a persil advert and have the chance to blow up the death star. Darth Vader, the real baddie, has a bit of road rage, loses the plot and his son blows up the death star cos he’d got a wii for christmas. All the goodies have a big party and Darth went back to his day job as the Green Cross Code Man and Luke nearly snogged his sister. The saga continues....

NSPIRING MOVIE FOOTAGE...

 

Sith master David Craig unleashes his powers to perpetuate silky smooth r’n’b grooves and sheering mixes of hip hop and old skool in his quest to convert all jedi 

 

Jedi master Gordon SImpson works light force upon the decks with an unfounded blend of planet pop, cosmic chart and galactic grooves

 

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